As others have noted, “where art thou” is literally “where are you”. But the most common place people have (mis)heard that phrase is from Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, where the line by Juliet is actually “Wherefore art thou Romeo?”, which means, “Why are you Romeo?”, *not* “Where are you, Romeo?”.

Alas, for us it means the page does not exist! Yet here we are. Quite a conundrum.

Perhaps we’ve proven that nothing is something.

Perhaps the link is old, perchance we’ve made an error, or it may be that you’ve typed something incorrectly. No matter the reason for landing here, we can help! After all, we’re in the business of guiding people to where they want to go.

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